Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Glen Willard:Super Fiend

Glen Willard is a crackhead superhero hailing from Berlin, Maryland. His father was a Meth dealer and his mother an exotic dancer.

Blowing a hit from his pipe, Willard stumbles into the smoke and vanishes from fellow fiends.

His toddler blanky serves both as a cape, and on those nights that he sleeps under a bridge or in a drainage ditch, a blanket.

He keeps the projects safe by thiefing all the crack for himself, thereby saving the inner city children.